fabj0hn:

The hardest part about having  host the show, is finding him » 

poemsofthequiet:

blackbanshee:

Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.

mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! 

this is the best thing ever

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

samigenerico:

How to get booed in your home country - a guide

bournelitas:

I found “vacant” in one of the Adam Rose commercials.

primetimeplayers:

booty had me like

primetimeplayers:

booty had me like

saviorofbarbies:

CAN WE JUST EXPLAIN THE REFEREE FOR A MOMENT PLEASE OMG I CAN’T. 

saviorofbarbies:

CAN WE JUST EXPLAIN THE REFEREE FOR A MOMENT PLEASE OMG I CAN’T.